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somethingtoavenge) wrote2013-01-03 11:30 am
somethingtoavenge) wrote2013-01-03 11:30 am
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Debrief 005 | [Action] | Spock and Phil's Excellent Adventure | Backadated to the 2nd
[Well, that had been an eventful time. Phil isn't quite sure he likes the Malnosso so much. Not that he had any real affection for them before this adventure.
Shaking his head he sits up and looks around. Everything is huge and unfamiliar. He blinks, looking around curiously. So, he's inside someone's room, but not one he is familiar with. Well, that leaves a lot of possibilities.
He gets up onto all fours, and start to walk, searching for something familiar. It is a moment before that fact fully registers. When Phil does realize he's walking on all fours he pauses before looking down.
Black paws greet him and he wants to be surprised, but in remembering what happened, he isn't. Phil cranes his head and catches sight of a long black tail twitching. So, he's a cat.
He has to see this for himself. A quick search turns up a mirror up on a wall above a dresser, which he reaches with effortless jumping. Once able to see himself his ears go back and his tail switches.]
A kitten?
[He had been expecting the cat part, but taking in the dainty, slightly unfinished features and small stature Phil realizes he is, in fact, a young cat not a fully grown cat.
His coat is a solid black, short-haired and sleek. Gold-green eyes peer at the mirror cat curiously. A flutter from over his shoulder attracts Phils attention then. It appears his wings are still there. The movement of his wings seems to have moved something... A small tag tied around his neck with thin string falls in to the front. It seems unadorned, but he bats at it for a moment, intrigued by its movement before realizing what he was doing. His playing revealed writing on one side, but it had come to rest text side down again. Phil gives a small huff before looking at himself in the mirror again.]
I look like Salem with wings...
[And isn't that just a lovely thought? But first things first he needs to get back to his agents. Now where is the owner of this room. Phil is thinking on that when he spots the figure on the bed behind him. Whoops, hadn't seen them before...
They appear to be sleeping. How to get their attention... Well, maybe he'll just call out. Hopefully, whoever they are, they aren't a heavy sleeper. ...And hopefully their first instinct isn't to attack either.]
Excuse me?
[Spock blinks awake at the sound...
It seems he can see again, that is most satisfactory. Spock looks around for the source of the sound... and his eyes land on a black kitten...
... His head tilts in curiosity... He had recognized that voice. The Vulcan lifts himself from the bed and approaches the tiny cat.]
May I help you?
[Oh good. At least the other man had woken up pretty much right away. Made things simpler-wait. That was a familiar voice and face. Phil rack his memory for a moment before recalling the name.]
Ah, yes. Mr. Spock, right? I'm... Well, I am Phil Coulson. We talked over the journals a bit.
[Phil's tail curls around his paws.]
I've just returned from ...enjoying the company of the Malnosso. They turned me into ...this. I would like to get home, but I have no idea where I am, nor can I leave this room.
[Because the door is shut. And he's a cat. With paws and no thumbs. Doors? Doors are kinda beyond him at the moment.]
Would you help me?
[Spock listens intently... ] Of course I will assist you Mister Coulson.. [Spock's eyes are drawn to the collar around the kitten's... Phil's neck. And since Spock is rather fond of cats, he simply reaches out to examine the tag....and turns it around.
There is an address.] If this is where you live, I will take you there. [Spock goes to his closet to start gathering his winter gear...]
[Spock's almost immediate agreement to help Phil is a relief. His tail uncurls from around his paws and lays flat, the very tip twitching around.]
Thank you.
[Of course, Spock reaching for the tag surprises Phil slightly, and his ears twitch backwards before returning to a relaxed state. He let's the other man examine the tag, mildly distracted by Spock's fingers. It feels nice where they brush against the fur on his neck.
...Being a cat is weird, Phil decides, shaking that mildly disquieting thought from his head.]
If it's Community House 5, floor 5, then yes it should be my address.
[He watches curiously as Spock starts to gather his winter clothing. The movement of the clothing is distracting... He crouches down, watch the movement carefully, tail swishing in interest.]
[Spock finishes by innocently tying his boots....]
[The movement of the laces is the most distracting. Before Phil can think about it (rationally) he's off the dresser and attacking Spock's boots. Of course he realizes what he's doing pretty much right away and immediately backs off, ear's flicking sideways, tail lashing.]
...Sorry...
[It appears there were more downsides to being a cat than being small and unable to open doors. Wonderful.]
[Spock gives Phil a subtle look of amusement and scoops up the little kitten in his gloved hands and into the cradle of his arms... and out the door.
Spock did say he was fond of cats...]
[Phil is startled by Spock's picking him up. He wasn't sure what he was expecting Spock to do, maybe just open the door an accompany him, but being carried wasn't on the list. It probably should have been though, all factors considered. However, once the initial surprise has worn off, Phil settles into the hold, looking around curiously from his new vantage point.]
[Action in the Village]
[Departing from House 2, the duo trek on towards Community House 5. It is quite the long walk, but at least it's not snowing, though the weather is gray and overcast. The shortest route takes them by the plaza and past Good Spirits, Seventh Heaven, the Clinic, the Item Shop, the Welcome center, and by the side of Community House 4. If your character is out and about this rather gloomy morning, you may see the curious sight of Spock holding a small black kitten. Might as well ask what's going on, or maybe you just want to pet the kitten. It is rather cute after all.
Later still
After walking through the village, Spock and Phil finally arrive at Community House Five. Residents of floor five, are you ready for Coulson's return in the arms of Spock? Though not in a form any will recognize...]
((ooc: TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE AWARD-WINNING SOAP OPERA 'FLOOR FIVE AND IT'S RESIDENTS'!! Sorry I had to.
Anyways, Coulson has returned from his mallynap. As a small black kitten. Yup. He'll remain so for about a week and a half. So enjoy the kitten SHIELD agent while you can.
Oh and, if residents of House two want to get in on the action, feel free to run into Spock and Phil before they leave the house.))
Shaking his head he sits up and looks around. Everything is huge and unfamiliar. He blinks, looking around curiously. So, he's inside someone's room, but not one he is familiar with. Well, that leaves a lot of possibilities.
He gets up onto all fours, and start to walk, searching for something familiar. It is a moment before that fact fully registers. When Phil does realize he's walking on all fours he pauses before looking down.
Black paws greet him and he wants to be surprised, but in remembering what happened, he isn't. Phil cranes his head and catches sight of a long black tail twitching. So, he's a cat.
He has to see this for himself. A quick search turns up a mirror up on a wall above a dresser, which he reaches with effortless jumping. Once able to see himself his ears go back and his tail switches.]
A kitten?
[He had been expecting the cat part, but taking in the dainty, slightly unfinished features and small stature Phil realizes he is, in fact, a young cat not a fully grown cat.
His coat is a solid black, short-haired and sleek. Gold-green eyes peer at the mirror cat curiously. A flutter from over his shoulder attracts Phils attention then. It appears his wings are still there. The movement of his wings seems to have moved something... A small tag tied around his neck with thin string falls in to the front. It seems unadorned, but he bats at it for a moment, intrigued by its movement before realizing what he was doing. His playing revealed writing on one side, but it had come to rest text side down again. Phil gives a small huff before looking at himself in the mirror again.]
I look like Salem with wings...
[And isn't that just a lovely thought? But first things first he needs to get back to his agents. Now where is the owner of this room. Phil is thinking on that when he spots the figure on the bed behind him. Whoops, hadn't seen them before...
They appear to be sleeping. How to get their attention... Well, maybe he'll just call out. Hopefully, whoever they are, they aren't a heavy sleeper. ...And hopefully their first instinct isn't to attack either.]
Excuse me?
[Spock blinks awake at the sound...
It seems he can see again, that is most satisfactory. Spock looks around for the source of the sound... and his eyes land on a black kitten...
... His head tilts in curiosity... He had recognized that voice. The Vulcan lifts himself from the bed and approaches the tiny cat.]
May I help you?
[Oh good. At least the other man had woken up pretty much right away. Made things simpler-wait. That was a familiar voice and face. Phil rack his memory for a moment before recalling the name.]
Ah, yes. Mr. Spock, right? I'm... Well, I am Phil Coulson. We talked over the journals a bit.
[Phil's tail curls around his paws.]
I've just returned from ...enjoying the company of the Malnosso. They turned me into ...this. I would like to get home, but I have no idea where I am, nor can I leave this room.
[Because the door is shut. And he's a cat. With paws and no thumbs. Doors? Doors are kinda beyond him at the moment.]
Would you help me?
[Spock listens intently... ] Of course I will assist you Mister Coulson.. [Spock's eyes are drawn to the collar around the kitten's... Phil's neck. And since Spock is rather fond of cats, he simply reaches out to examine the tag....and turns it around.
There is an address.] If this is where you live, I will take you there. [Spock goes to his closet to start gathering his winter gear...]
[Spock's almost immediate agreement to help Phil is a relief. His tail uncurls from around his paws and lays flat, the very tip twitching around.]
Thank you.
[Of course, Spock reaching for the tag surprises Phil slightly, and his ears twitch backwards before returning to a relaxed state. He let's the other man examine the tag, mildly distracted by Spock's fingers. It feels nice where they brush against the fur on his neck.
...Being a cat is weird, Phil decides, shaking that mildly disquieting thought from his head.]
If it's Community House 5, floor 5, then yes it should be my address.
[He watches curiously as Spock starts to gather his winter clothing. The movement of the clothing is distracting... He crouches down, watch the movement carefully, tail swishing in interest.]
[Spock finishes by innocently tying his boots....]
[The movement of the laces is the most distracting. Before Phil can think about it (rationally) he's off the dresser and attacking Spock's boots. Of course he realizes what he's doing pretty much right away and immediately backs off, ear's flicking sideways, tail lashing.]
...Sorry...
[It appears there were more downsides to being a cat than being small and unable to open doors. Wonderful.]
[Spock gives Phil a subtle look of amusement and scoops up the little kitten in his gloved hands and into the cradle of his arms... and out the door.
Spock did say he was fond of cats...]
[Phil is startled by Spock's picking him up. He wasn't sure what he was expecting Spock to do, maybe just open the door an accompany him, but being carried wasn't on the list. It probably should have been though, all factors considered. However, once the initial surprise has worn off, Phil settles into the hold, looking around curiously from his new vantage point.]
[Action in the Village]
[Departing from House 2, the duo trek on towards Community House 5. It is quite the long walk, but at least it's not snowing, though the weather is gray and overcast. The shortest route takes them by the plaza and past Good Spirits, Seventh Heaven, the Clinic, the Item Shop, the Welcome center, and by the side of Community House 4. If your character is out and about this rather gloomy morning, you may see the curious sight of Spock holding a small black kitten. Might as well ask what's going on, or maybe you just want to pet the kitten. It is rather cute after all.
Later still
After walking through the village, Spock and Phil finally arrive at Community House Five. Residents of floor five, are you ready for Coulson's return in the arms of Spock? Though not in a form any will recognize...]
((ooc: TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE AWARD-WINNING SOAP OPERA 'FLOOR FIVE AND IT'S RESIDENTS'!! Sorry I had to.
Anyways, Coulson has returned from his mallynap. As a small black kitten. Yup. He'll remain so for about a week and a half. So enjoy the kitten SHIELD agent while you can.
Oh and, if residents of House two want to get in on the action, feel free to run into Spock and Phil before they leave the house.))
[action]
Phil looks up at Spock.]
I will.
[He looks back to Red, standing up and delicately balancing on Spock's arms, his filial wings spreading slightly for additional balance.]
I am Phil Coulson. I'm not usually a cat, but I've just returned from ...enjoying the company of the Malnosso. I do not believe we've met before, Mr. Savarin. It's a pleasure to meet you.
[action]
Er, hello, Phil. My name's Red.
[Oh god, what do you even do in this situation? Well, it'd be rude to not do something, so Red warily holds out a hand for cat-Coulson to... try to shake.]
Boy, those Malnosso really like messin' with people here. Maybe they'd turn me into a... a small human or somethin', ha ha.
[Awkwaaaaard.]
Re: [action]
...most curious.
Spock remembered the conversation he had with Red regarding 'cats and dogs'...]
To borrow a human phrase... I 'wouldn't put it past them'.... It would seem that they excel in humiliation.
[action]
Indeed the Malnosso do. As Spock says, I wouldn't put it past them.
[He wouldn't put much past the Malnosso at this point. Turning Red into a human isn't that implausible.]
[action]
Uh... so what were ya before this?
[Immediately, his hands fly to his mouth, and if was possible to see him blush under that fur then he'd be getting bright red. Damn it, he'd meant to say "who were you"...!]
Re: [action]
Coulson has the capability to answer this on his own.]
[action]
[Is the bone dry response before Phil takes pity on the obviously embarrassed Canine figure.]
Well, I worked part-time at the item shop with Rogue. Before arriving in Luceti all together, I was an Agent of a paramilitary organization.
[action]
A... paramilitary organization? I'm not sure what that is. Not really used to havin' military types around. What did ya do back home?
Re: [action]
He waits patiently to see what Mister Coulson will say to Mister Savarin.]
[action]
But he'll explain.]
Well, paramilitary organization is basically like a military force only we aren't part of the governments armed forces and has a wider scope of interests and talents than a normal military branch.
As for what I did personally...
[There is a cat grin.]
Paperwork, saving the Earth from unknown threats, wrangling superhero's, dealt with matters of international security, Worked with other agents in the field, investigated strange phenomena, and eliminated threats.
[It's all so matter of fact and yet a bit scary coming from a small kitten who doesn't look like it could hurt anything larger than a mouse.]