Because, even if he did remember, he is usually so open to being debriefed about weird situations he finds himself in. [Coulson voice is very dry. After all he is the one usual hunting down Tony to get the man debriefed.

Phil hopes so too, but the situation is really set up for some sort of gigantic emotional blow-out.]

Really? That would be nice.

[Coulson finds a nice white dress shirt, of correct size and decent material and picks it up. Nodding in satisfaction he look for a place to change.]

That was rather the point of asking about those two things actually. Doesn't really mean anything to anyone who doesn't know.