So why did you have so much trouble when I came back with Natasha in tow?

[He grins at Coulson when he sighs, because winding him up is sort of a hobby of Clint's.]

Oh god forbid. How could they function without an inventory? Let me guess, you did it for them in your time off.

[He raises an eyebrow at that, unconvinced.]

Coulson, you've taken fewer vacations and days off than I have, and my one vacation was interrupted on the first day by Fury asking me to go down to New Mexico.