[Going to have to try harder than that to get a good reaction out of Coulson.]

The scabbard is certainly more interesting than the blade in most cases. However some blades are quite interesting as well. [Is he playing along with your innuendo? Is he talking about actual blades and scabbards? With that perfectly bland face it's hard to tell.]

That would be fair, and I would like to know who I'm talking to. It's hard to make decent conversation when one doesn't know the others name.