Well, one of them. [The last one mainly. The other two? Legit. Even if the second one is relatively new. Before they didn't even have Paperwork that named certain assets, but that changed soon after Barton.]

There is no "Void" left by paperwork. [Coulson grumbles and actually does the sarcastic finger air quotes around the word void. However, he may have something...] ...I've started origami? [IS THIS AN ACCEPTABLE HOBBY CLINT? IS IT?

Your point is invalid. Except it's not.]

...Pretty sure yours is in Queens. [Coulson knows exactly where his is, but it's not close enough to SHIELD in case of emergencies. Sometimes he crashes at Fury's. Most of the time, it's the hotel just a block away.

Thank god he never got any pets or plants.]