[Awww, Coulson loves them really. Paperwork and all.]

Could've fooled me. You get this face when you get a stack of freshly photocopied and beautifully written reports, like everything is right with the world.

Everyone gets papercuts.

[He raises an eyebrow at that and shrugs.]

If it is, it can pay the rent. Jesus, I haven't been back there in months. Before this I hadn't seen the sun in months, being locked underground.

[It didn't really bother him too much, although give his choice he preferred the helicarrier.]