It almost got me punched in the face by Captain America.

[Shirtless Captain America. ...Coulson shakes his head slightly, stuffing that thought back into it's box.

So, JRR Tolkien elves. DO YOU NOT READ CROSS?]

Oh, no. Just those ones. ...They were exceedingly creepy. Mine never blinked. Not even once.

[It was nice enough but that stare. That stare was the stuff of nightmares.]

People can be stupid. It's a thing about humanity and about choice. You can choose to be stupid. Sometimes that's better than conforming.

[Some people you can't make get along for blood or money or sex. It's the not so fun side of people.]

A pleasure to meet you too Mr. Blanchard.