Debrief #1 || [Written]

[somethingtoavenge]

[The first thing anyone will notice is that Coulson's handwriting looks disturbingly like printed type which means it is very neat and very very easy to read.]

Greetings to residents of Luceti. My name is Phil Coulson. I have recently arrived here, and was wondering if anyone could answer my questions.

1. What do the wings do?
2. Where is Luceti?
3. Are there places the newly arrived may stay?
4. Where may I procure a sewing kit? Or new Clothes?
5. Anyone know good ways of getting blood out of clothing?
6. Is there anyone here who knows of SHIELD, The Avengers Initiative, or knows me?

Any help would be appreciated. Thank you.

[Yes, that was strangely polite for a New Feather. That's Coulson all over.]

Comments

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[shieldsup]

Ouch. Sorry to hear that, Agent Coulson. I'm pretty sure I can fix it though. If you'd like, I'll show you to the clothing shop so you can get something temporary, and more casual.

I gather you've figured out the basics of the place, given your SHIELD background and all?

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[somethingtoavenge]

Glad you can fix it. Pepper showed me the clothing store, but I only picked up this shirt. I'm not much for casual clothing to be honest, but I suppose I should pick up more things to wear.

[Too busy working for casual clothes.]

Yes, I've figured out quite a bit about this place. I've had help, but it seems fairly straight forward, if odd.

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[shieldsup]

Thats good. Its not that odd, but it is a bit strange seeing parallel versions of so many people I know from home. Parallel reality isnt that odd for me, but I get the feeling that its new for you.

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[somethingtoavenge]

It's odd for a certain value of odd.

...While I can't say I haven't thought about [And planned for] parallel realities, it isn't something I've had experience with. It falls more towards the highly unlikely end of the scale of possible scenarios.

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[shieldsup]

Of course. Has it come up at all for you back home? This possibility. I gather from Steve that the Avengers are relatively recent, and you had to deal with Loki and the Chi'tauri.

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[somethingtoavenge]

No, it hasn't come up with any serious consideration. [Apart from Coulson who considers everything with nearly the same about of seriousness.]

Yes, the Avengers Initiative is very recent. In fact, it had actually been realized, as an active force, before I... arrived here. I dealt with Loki, but not the Chi'tauri.

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[shieldsup]

Hmm. So. Your timeline is a bit before Steve and Tony's then. Meaning you missed their first alien invasion. Shame, the Chi'tauri are such lovely creatures.

[She says this with the most sarcasm she can possibly muster. They are, in point of fact, pretty icky.]

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[somethingtoavenge]

Apparently so.

I am very disappointed that I missed it then.

[The statement is half sincere and half sarcastic.]

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[shieldsup]

I can only imagine.

[She eyes the damage to his shirt]

Agent Coulson. Did Loki do that?

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[somethingtoavenge]

[Coulson looks at the shirt then shrugs.]

Yes.

[Coulson actually grins a little.]

Then I blasted him with a flamethrower.

[Flamethrower Gun thingy. It wasn't named yet.]

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[shieldsup]

I'm sure he was surprised at that.

[She smiles right back]

Loki's not fond of being surprised. Honestly, hearing all of the people from your world talk, it sounds like Loki is vastly different. He's not nearly as...active...in my world. He likes minions too much. Or supervillain teamups.

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[somethingtoavenge]

I would think so. He did get blown through a wall.

Well, Loki hasn't been active in our world that long. [And how easily he adjusts to saying our world.] In fact this incident is the first time he's showed up. Though, according to Thor, Loki was behind the Destroyer incident. So, this incident is the first time he's shown up in person to wreak havoc on Earth.

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[shieldsup]

Really? He's been causing trouble in mine for some time now. Thirty years or so at the least, from what I've heard. I was a kid when he first turned up.

[Trying to hide her age here...]

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[somethingtoavenge]

I see.

[Coulson raises an eyebrow, but doesn't comment on the kid thing.]

Well, we are from different worlds. It shouldn't be too shocking.

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[shieldsup]

Its not that surprising, no. Loki is Loki, he tends to reinvent himself every few years anyway.