Debrief #1 || [Written]

[somethingtoavenge]

[The first thing anyone will notice is that Coulson's handwriting looks disturbingly like printed type which means it is very neat and very very easy to read.]

Greetings to residents of Luceti. My name is Phil Coulson. I have recently arrived here, and was wondering if anyone could answer my questions.

1. What do the wings do?
2. Where is Luceti?
3. Are there places the newly arrived may stay?
4. Where may I procure a sewing kit? Or new Clothes?
5. Anyone know good ways of getting blood out of clothing?
6. Is there anyone here who knows of SHIELD, The Avengers Initiative, or knows me?

Any help would be appreciated. Thank you.

[Yes, that was strangely polite for a New Feather. That's Coulson all over.]

Comments

[written]

[somethingtoavenge]

You're welcome Mr. Kaplan.

[Well, it's not like he can do anything about it. Getting upset with you wouldn't actually help either.]

Yes. The lineup should be Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, the Hulk Black Widow and Hawkeye.

What about your world's Avengers?

[written]

[selfhelp]

[Wow, that's... tiny, in comparison. And not even the correct line-up. Sounds like Tony and Cap's world, then.]

Really, really different. The Avengers have been active for decades, longer than I've even been alive. There's been well over a hundred members coming and going over the years.

[written]

[somethingtoavenge]

That's quite impressive.

[It really really was.]

What do they do when they are not Avengers?

[This is more pondering than outright question, but maybe Billy knows.]

[written]

[selfhelp]

[Rhetorical or not, Billy has an answer for him.]

Save the world solo, generally. There's more super hero teams than just the Avengers these days.

[written]

[somethingtoavenge]

...Save the world. As in, the world has almost ended more than once?

[Because that's what that sounds like.]

More Super hero teams are good. Less strain on the groups that way. Do they get along?

[written]

[selfhelp]

Let's just say the world tends to need a lot of saving. But yeah, most of the teams avoid fighting, even if they don't always like each other.

[written]

[somethingtoavenge]

Not the most comfortable thought.

That's good. Groups of hero's fighting would not be good. It'd be especially disquieting for civilians.

[written]

[selfhelp]

[He makes a mental note never to tell this guy about the Civil War, then...]

No kidding.

[written]

[somethingtoavenge]

Well, thank you for the information Mr. Kaplan. Perhaps I'll see you around?

[He may try and keep an eye on you to be honest. Afterall, you are an Avenger. It's his job to wrangle Avengers.]

((ooc; If Coulson had existed there I don't think Civil War would have happened.))

[written]

[selfhelp]

Yeah, I'll be around. Good luck settling in.

[He'll have to keep an eye out for this one as well.]

((ooc: lmao tazer Tony when he gets the brilliant idea...))

[written]

[somethingtoavenge]

Thank you.

[Mutual staring. Just this side of creepy.]

((ooc; He total would. And then watch supernanny. Then berate him once he woke up about being an IDIOT. It would be beautiful.))