Debrief #1 || [Written]

[somethingtoavenge]

[The first thing anyone will notice is that Coulson's handwriting looks disturbingly like printed type which means it is very neat and very very easy to read.]

Greetings to residents of Luceti. My name is Phil Coulson. I have recently arrived here, and was wondering if anyone could answer my questions.

1. What do the wings do?
2. Where is Luceti?
3. Are there places the newly arrived may stay?
4. Where may I procure a sewing kit? Or new Clothes?
5. Anyone know good ways of getting blood out of clothing?
6. Is there anyone here who knows of SHIELD, The Avengers Initiative, or knows me?

Any help would be appreciated. Thank you.

[Yes, that was strangely polite for a New Feather. That's Coulson all over.]

Comments

Voice

[alloys]

...None at all.

[Even if the irony seems to thick for it not to be sometimes. They sure can pick 'em.]

It's completely erratic--the only thing constant is the cycle. People show up in waves, every other month.

Voice

[somethingtoavenge]

How pointless.

[The universe just loves irony. It's part of it's balanced breakfast.]

Well, I suppose that's some kind of pattern at least. Not a useful one though.

Voice

[alloys]

People don't disappear in a cyclic fashion, either. It can happen any time. In the blink of an eye. Just like that.

[This is clearly the best thing to talk about right after he's arrived.]

Voice

[somethingtoavenge]

[Clearly.

Coulson frowns. Now that is a disconcerting thought.]

So, people arrive in cycles but they can disappear at any time. That's disturbing.

Voice

[alloys]

Even moreso when you actually go through it.

[Coming and going around here was not something he'd enjoyed.]

Voice

[somethingtoavenge]

Yes, it would be.

[No, Coulson doesn't think that would be fun to deal with. He feels for you Tony.]

Voice

[alloys]

In any case, you're stuck for now, so. Um, might as well make the most of it, as they say.

Voice

[somethingtoavenge]

I suppose I'll have to. Oh well, no point in dwelling on the things out of my control.

How have you been?

Voice

[alloys]

Just right and peachy, as usual.

[...Or something like that and pretty much not that at all.]