somethingtoavenge | Debrief 001 | [Action/Voice]

[Coulson wakes up, trees to his left and right and a path right in front of him. A short distance down the path and to the right he can see a house, actually he can see a few houses from where he is. Everything seems familiar.

The sensation of familiarity is disquieting at first, until everything comes back.

Well... that explains a lot.

Coulson looks around and spots his journal, but sadly there are no clothes this time. So he's stuck in the usual new feather garb of white pants. After being in dark suits for most of his life, he's not sure he likes those pants. With the nice new scar on his chest and back, he's not sure he likes the fact he's shirtless. Also, there is a chill in the air which makes being shirtless very uncomfortable.

Using the mountains and the river, both to his left, he manages to orient himself. With this knowledge he heads towards town center to visit the clothing shop and get dressed. You may run into him a he heads to the clothing shop. Feel free to notice the fresh looking scar almost directly over his heart (but not actually) and the bigger one on his back. Coulson may greet you, but mainly he's focusing on getting to the clothing shop. Unless things happen.]

((ooc; Location is over by House 4, just a short distance up the path leading towards the farmlands.))

[After getting clothes and after whatever adventures happen while he was getting clothing, Coulson puts together a first new post to the Luceti community.]

Greetings Luceti.

My name is Phil Coulson. I have been here before a few months back before... leaving and it seems I have returned.

As far as I know I don't have any unfinished business from before, but If I did have some with you please remind me.

I have probably missed a lot, but is there anyone whose willing to give me a brief summary of things I've missed? I'd be grateful.

[Small pause.]

I think that's all... No wait, Rogue, do you still need help at the item shop? Sorry for leaving you in the lurch.

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Well, he thinks he is Asgard's rightful king. It should at least involve somekind of an evil cackle.

[Let Loki demonstrate how Loki would sound if he there would a situation where an evil cackle would be needed.

A couple of seconds later a creaking laugh comes out. Apparently Loki kind of blows at these kind of things.]

Is that so? Well I suppose it would. Those who aim for thrones tend to be cacklers.

[Loki's laugh gets Coulson to raise an eyebrow because that was really bad. Even if Loki can't see it.]

You need to practice that.

Indeed Phil Coulson, indeed.

[He frowns shortly when the other criticizes his evil cackle and starts to laugh afterwards.]

I think I shall refrain from that, after all...why should I need an evil cackle when I'm most definitely not evil, you see?

I was merely giving a striking example of an evil cackle.

That is true. I suppose you only need to perfect an evil cackle if your are evil. Do you think villains sit at home practicing their evil laughs?

[...That is the best mental image Coulson has had in a while.]

It was very... striking to say the least.

Absolutely! I think I shall keep it with an endearing giggle instead. Or an amused chuckle. Or a very cool combination of both.

I am not sure about that. Most evil villains are most involved in the act of mass murder, diabolical schemes and making sure that brave heroes will not save the day.

I'd go for an amused chuckled myself, personally.

That is true. Still, they must do something when they are not busy with mass murder, diabolical scheme and thwarting the heros.

Sounds like an excellent choice.

Torture, perhaps? Inspecting their dark, dirty dungeons? Bullying their underlings?

A villain must have underlings, you see?

Those all sound plausible.

I've noticed that myself. You'd think they'd treat their underlings better, but many don't. I've seen many situations fall apart because of disgruntled underlings. You'd think they'd learn, after all 'You get more flies with honey than vinegar.'

If a villain is not able to oppress their underlings and make them quiver with fear, he or she must be a villain of a second-rate category, yes?

[A short pause.]

Aye, because honey is sweet and vinegar isn't.

I'd rather think they were a better villain. Much more effective certainly.

[Coulson smiles.]

Yes, that's the basic meaning. Also means if you treat people nicely, they are likely to work harder for you. In this context at least.

I think it depends on your...reputation as a villain. The more dangerous and destructive their super power is, the more fearsome they will be. And very evil too.

[Loki has a thoughtful expression on his face but chuckles afterwards.]

I like that phrase. You might not see it but I am giving you my thumb of great approval.

That is true.

[Phil gives a small chuckle.]

It's a good phrase. I think you mean a 'thumbs up'.

[Phil Coulson: A lexicon of Midgardian slang, gestures and idioms.]

Of course, I always speak the truth.

[Loki sounds dead serious, because he really always speaks the truth, always. And yes, that was such an accurate description!]

Aye! Thumbs up! I am raising my thumb of great approval.

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