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somethingtoavenge) wrote2012-11-27 12:17 pm
somethingtoavenge) wrote2012-11-27 12:17 pm
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Debrief 002 | [Action] | Backdated to the 24th
[Waking up to everything being changed is always... disturbing. Especially if it's what you are wearing and sleeping on.
Phil sits up from where he's now laying on a futon and looks around, mildly perplexed until he remembers the earlier announcement. He cradles his head with a groan then slides out of the futon to see if there is something other than this lightweight sleep robe to wear.
Well. There's a few things.
Phil immediately dismisses the Samurai armor as a possible choice. The next outfit is... oh someone is playing a cosmic joke. It's a set of ninja wear. Phil purses his lips as he stares at them before shaking his head. Growing exasperated and a bit chill in the thin robe he grabs the next outfit and pulls it out. It's a set of Monks robes.
...Certainly better than the other options. Phil changes into the robes which are surprisingly comfortable and heads out to see what exactly has happened.
The Shogunate area is interesting, and it seems the new 'citizens' of the area are respecting the robes. He's not had much trouble.
Perhaps he'll explore some more...]
Day one
[Starting off in Shogunate area, Phil ends up wandering into the Ice Age. Even though his outfit is relatively warm, the cold still sinks into his chest. You may find him walking through the snow and muttering or coughing as his lungs protest the cold air he is now breathing.
Since the Ice age is unpleasant for the man, Phil heads for a different area.
From Cold to heat, the next area he finds if the Nile. The furs from earlier morph into a ancient scribes outfit, meaning his scars are in plain sight. While the heat feel better than the gripping cold of before it's still rather unpleasant. At least it' a dry heat. Trudging through the sand and admiring the pyramids from a distance is how Phil spends his time in the Nile. However he'd like to get back home sooner rather than later. The Ice Age is a no go area so he heads back by another route and another area.
In Gangland Phil finds his clothes have changed close to what he normally wears, minus the suit jacket and plus a waistcoat and a fedora. All in shades of charcoal. While the clothes are a nice change from the earlier areas, the area itself is more dangerous. Still it seems simple enough to avoid antagonizing anything.
Finally he makes it back to the Shogunate and the simple monk robes. The day has been surprisingly draining.]
Days 2-Event End
[Phil kicks back and relaxes in the Shogunate area. He's not adverse to helping anyone who scavenging in the area but is not actively participating in the hunt himself.
You may notice he's coughing a bit, but if you bring it up he waves it off as a light cold from his earlier escapade in the ice age. It sounds plausible...]
((ooc; Run into him wherever on the first day but he's firmly sticking to the Shogunate area for days 2-4))
Phil sits up from where he's now laying on a futon and looks around, mildly perplexed until he remembers the earlier announcement. He cradles his head with a groan then slides out of the futon to see if there is something other than this lightweight sleep robe to wear.
Well. There's a few things.
Phil immediately dismisses the Samurai armor as a possible choice. The next outfit is... oh someone is playing a cosmic joke. It's a set of ninja wear. Phil purses his lips as he stares at them before shaking his head. Growing exasperated and a bit chill in the thin robe he grabs the next outfit and pulls it out. It's a set of Monks robes.
...Certainly better than the other options. Phil changes into the robes which are surprisingly comfortable and heads out to see what exactly has happened.
The Shogunate area is interesting, and it seems the new 'citizens' of the area are respecting the robes. He's not had much trouble.
Perhaps he'll explore some more...]
Day one
[Starting off in Shogunate area, Phil ends up wandering into the Ice Age. Even though his outfit is relatively warm, the cold still sinks into his chest. You may find him walking through the snow and muttering or coughing as his lungs protest the cold air he is now breathing.
Since the Ice age is unpleasant for the man, Phil heads for a different area.
From Cold to heat, the next area he finds if the Nile. The furs from earlier morph into a ancient scribes outfit, meaning his scars are in plain sight. While the heat feel better than the gripping cold of before it's still rather unpleasant. At least it' a dry heat. Trudging through the sand and admiring the pyramids from a distance is how Phil spends his time in the Nile. However he'd like to get back home sooner rather than later. The Ice Age is a no go area so he heads back by another route and another area.
In Gangland Phil finds his clothes have changed close to what he normally wears, minus the suit jacket and plus a waistcoat and a fedora. All in shades of charcoal. While the clothes are a nice change from the earlier areas, the area itself is more dangerous. Still it seems simple enough to avoid antagonizing anything.
Finally he makes it back to the Shogunate and the simple monk robes. The day has been surprisingly draining.]
Days 2-Event End
[Phil kicks back and relaxes in the Shogunate area. He's not adverse to helping anyone who scavenging in the area but is not actively participating in the hunt himself.
You may notice he's coughing a bit, but if you bring it up he waves it off as a light cold from his earlier escapade in the ice age. It sounds plausible...]
((ooc; Run into him wherever on the first day but he's firmly sticking to the Shogunate area for days 2-4))
no subject
I am not participating myself, though I do have a few items in case anyone needs them.
[Those robes can hide a lot. Phil removes a sheathed katana from the folds of the robe.]
Though you do not need my help in that case it appears.
[Back the katana goes to the depths of the robes.]
But forgive me, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Agent Phil Coulson.
[He doesn't offer his hand however, considering those terrifying gauntlets. Instead he gives a short bow, never looking away from Isaac.
It seemed appropriate for the area anyways.]
warning just in case for Isaac's raunchy humour
My dear Coulson… unless I misheard you, which I sincerely doubt... I do believe you claimed to have a few items in your possession. The sword being but one of them, what other... curiosities of interest... have you hidden in your robes, I wonder?
[If there is any question as to whether this is a double entendre, let his sly, vile smile lay those doubts to rest.]
no subject
Not exactly what he was expecting.]
You may wonder, but I don't think I'll share with you.
After all I don't even know your name.
[He then gives Isaac a bland smile, as if saying, 'that was hardly an impressive feat of linguistic dirty humor but I'll humor you with a smile'.]
Same warning as before for Ike's filthy mouth.
If I am to use imagery... truthfully, one's scabbard is of greater interest to me than one's blade. But... no matter. [A chuckle bubbles out of him.] Now I don't suppose introducing myself shall do much for me, but 'tis only fair, isn't it?
Such a dirty boy-/horribly killed via papercopier
The scabbard is certainly more interesting than the blade in most cases. However some blades are quite interesting as well. [Is he playing along with your innuendo? Is he talking about actual blades and scabbards? With that perfectly bland face it's hard to tell.]
That would be fair, and I would like to know who I'm talking to. It's hard to make decent conversation when one doesn't know the others name.
>:D
But, if you insist... [He drawls, feigning a level of disinterest most exaggerated.] My name is Isaac.
*giggles forever*
[Coulson gives a bland half-smile] That would be a shame if it was true. [Except it wouldn't because that's half the point. Talk enough bureaucracy and people don't view you as a threat. They let there guard down and then... then you can get anything out of them.]
A pleasure to meet you Isaac.
Mmmyes. Just as planned! <:D
[Whispering things not appropriate at the dinner table into people's ears comes to mind.]
Oh, how kind of you. [He splays his hand across his chest.] The pleasure, I assure you, is quite mutual.
XD
[Phil is not getting any closer to you though.
You are quite the theatrical man, aren't you Isaac?]
So, are you from this area, or simply visiting this section?
[Because he wants to pinpoint where exactly you might reside disguised as small talk.]
Best part is, even the indecisive mun doesn't know exactly where he lives. XD
[Neither of them were getting any closer to one another, for the better. He taps a finger thoughtfully against his tattooed cheek, pantomiming thought.]
Visiting, of course. Aren't we all in this... shift-spawned landscape?
XD Nice.
I don't dislike it. I just have certain circumstances that prefer to use it in. Proximity can be very handy at times.
[This is not one of them.]
That is true. Indeed, one can say we are merely visiting Luceti itself.
((ooc; EVERYTHING I TYPE LOOKS/READS LIKE INNUENDO. Dammit Isaac.))
The innuendo is all YOUR fault. :]
A visit most long and unwelcome.