somethingtoavenge | Debrief #1 || [Written]

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[The first thing anyone will notice is that Coulson's handwriting looks disturbingly like printed type which means it is very neat and very very easy to read.]

Greetings to residents of Luceti. My name is Phil Coulson. I have recently arrived here, and was wondering if anyone could answer my questions.

1. What do the wings do?
2. Where is Luceti?
3. Are there places the newly arrived may stay?
4. Where may I procure a sewing kit? Or new Clothes?
5. Anyone know good ways of getting blood out of clothing?
6. Is there anyone here who knows of SHIELD, The Avengers Initiative, or knows me?

Any help would be appreciated. Thank you.

[Yes, that was strangely polite for a New Feather. That's Coulson all over.]

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Tony. [Coulson is actually glad to hear from you. And he is not going to call you Mr. Stark after learning that your father is here.]

Thank you. Yes, I am starting to at least. Pepper is being very helpful.

[Coulson pauses.]

This place is rather interesting. I heard you've been here a while, with a few breaks in between. Any Advice?

[...Yeah, that's good times, isn't it. Having dad in town. Things just keep getting better and better, clearly. Howard, Pepper, Steve, now Coulson?]

She tends to do that. [And knowing Pepper has given him the skinny makes it easier for him to think about...him being here. Alive.]

Yeah. [It's something that keeps getting hammered into his head.] Anything can happen here. So you're probably better off not trying to make sense of things.

[The universe is picking on you Tony Stark. And it has a mean sense of humor.]

She does.

Must of been difficult. [Coulson is not unsympathetic, because quite frankly he can't imagine it. However the more information on a situation he has, the better he feels.] I see. Surely somethings make sense? [Because, let's be honest here, a world of perfect Chaos is close to Coulson's worst nightmare.]

[That it does. That it does.]

Sure--they do. A lot of the time. We're prisoners who can't go home and are regularly experimented on, but everything is free and we get these cute little wings--the usual spiel. It's who shows up and what happens in those experiments that start bending reality.

[You make everything sound so pleasant Tony.]

I see.

...Experiments?

[Wow, those do not sound fun. Especially considering what Coulson has seen of 'experiments' back home.]

[Best welcome wagon ever.]

Sure. Sometimes it's as harmless as wanting to give people hugs. [NOT LIKE THAT HAPPENED TO HIM OR ANYTHING...] Sometimes, they make you think you're someone else entirely. It's not pretty. Generally speaking.

[By far.]

Hugs. [Really Tony, you don't say. Hugs is it? That's just great.] No, that does not sound good. Sounds like it can lead to problems.

[which is a Massive understatement.]

You're telling me. I'd like to say after a year you get used to it, but once you think that is when they pitch another fast one. So don't get comfortable. Ever. That's probably the last thing you should try to do.

[You fill the Agent with so much hope, Tony. So much hope and good feelings.]

That's ominous.

...Not that SHIELD work leads to a comfortable life either, to be honest. Have to be prepared for almost anything.

[You should be at least. Coulson definitely tries to be, but there are something he just can't fathom.]

Then you're already somewhat equipped to deal with this place. I wouldn't be too opposed to the idea of Fury showing up, either--let's face it. If someone could dismantle the Malnosso organization, it's him.

That's a relief.

[Coulson raises an eyebrow at Tony's statement. Hell, these Malnosso people must be quite aggravating if Tony would rather put up with Fury.

And want to see Fury take them down.]

I'm sure he'd enjoy the challenge.

[...Yes, the Director probably would enjoy the challenge.]

I'm sure he would, too. Unfortunately, we're not so lucky. So far. But people come and go around here all the time.

[Both people who should and shouldn't exist.]

So, people just appear and disappear around here? No pattern to it at all?

[What a messed up system. It makes no logical sense if that's the case.]

...None at all.

[Even if the irony seems to thick for it not to be sometimes. They sure can pick 'em.]

It's completely erratic--the only thing constant is the cycle. People show up in waves, every other month.

How pointless.

[The universe just loves irony. It's part of it's balanced breakfast.]

Well, I suppose that's some kind of pattern at least. Not a useful one though.

People don't disappear in a cyclic fashion, either. It can happen any time. In the blink of an eye. Just like that.

[This is clearly the best thing to talk about right after he's arrived.]

[Clearly.

Coulson frowns. Now that is a disconcerting thought.]

So, people arrive in cycles but they can disappear at any time. That's disturbing.

Even moreso when you actually go through it.

[Coming and going around here was not something he'd enjoyed.]

Yes, it would be.

[No, Coulson doesn't think that would be fun to deal with. He feels for you Tony.]

In any case, you're stuck for now, so. Um, might as well make the most of it, as they say.

I suppose I'll have to. Oh well, no point in dwelling on the things out of my control.

How have you been?

Just right and peachy, as usual.

[...Or something like that and pretty much not that at all.]

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