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Agent Phil Coulson ([personal profile] somethingtoavenge) wrote2012-07-20 01:17 pm

Debrief #1 || [Written]

[The first thing anyone will notice is that Coulson's handwriting looks disturbingly like printed type which means it is very neat and very very easy to read.]

Greetings to residents of Luceti. My name is Phil Coulson. I have recently arrived here, and was wondering if anyone could answer my questions.

1. What do the wings do?
2. Where is Luceti?
3. Are there places the newly arrived may stay?
4. Where may I procure a sewing kit? Or new Clothes?
5. Anyone know good ways of getting blood out of clothing?
6. Is there anyone here who knows of SHIELD, The Avengers Initiative, or knows me?

Any help would be appreciated. Thank you.

[Yes, that was strangely polite for a New Feather. That's Coulson all over.]
magentarific: (♛ they think they know it all)

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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-07-21 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
1. They make it hard to sleep on your back!
2. In another dimension. Also the stars aren't stars, they're a part of the barrier, so don't think you can use them to tell you anything about where if you're some kind of astrolabe-using person.
3. Community housing unless you know people already here, then you can move in with them.
4. The clothing store and if you know how to sew clothing you and I need to have a talk.
5. You be my personal tailor, I'll tell you the secrets of washing blood out of your clothes.
6. I don't know.
magentarific: (Hehe~)

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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-07-21 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
1. Really. Also if you try to take them off it'll be like dying for a year until they heal. [ Exaggeration, oh well. ]
2. No problem. There are maps at the welcome center.
3. You could probably camp out too if that's your thing.
4. Oh, nevermind the second part of the first 4 then. I was having a conversation about needing a professional tailor with someone and you started talking about sewing so I was about to give the Malnosso props for bugging that conversation.
5. I don't need anything from you so if you want to get bloodstains out of your clothes, get a big sink or a bathtub or a washing machine or something and some bottles of hydrogen peroxide. Douse the bloodied area with the peroxide and let it fizzle until it's done, then run water through the spot on the cloth. It should come out pretty easily. If it doesn't the first time, do it again, then wash it like you normally would once you're done. As long as you don't use hot water, you should be fine.
6. You're welcome.
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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-07-21 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
1. Yeah, so don't damage them if you can help it.
2. If you go to the fountain in the middle of the plaza, face the threeway fork in the road. Walk toward it and hug the left. It'll be the first building on your left after the fork splits off.
3. Then back to what I said before.
4. They're kind of like the crazy mad scientists who are just like us and trying to get out of here, except they like to use us as live guinea pigs for playing around with Shifts. Before you ask, the simplest explanation for shifts is similar to magic or if you're in a computer game, like odd glitches that can be controlled. The Malnosso, naturally, won't tell us anything about shifts because they wouldn't be the ones with the power then. Whether you think they're good guys or bad guys are up to you.
5. I'm a fan of throwing stuff out too, but the last place I was in we all had custom-made uniforms at it became a pain if we had to make too many of them.
magentarific: (♛ on my own)

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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-07-21 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
1. Good.
2. No problem.
3. Good.
4. That about covers it. I'm sure there are some that are okay. I'm also sure that the last time one of them seemed like they wanted to help one of us he saw dying a better idea than going back to the Malnosso.
4a. Which is incidentally, the same idea the other guys who want to kill all of us have. Better to die than to be with the Malnosso. I really want to know why they think that because they've got to know something we don't.
5. I never really had to worry about R&D.
magentarific: (♛ fall)

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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-07-21 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
What's your name?

4a. The Third Party. That's all I know them as, but they basically just want to kill us all. Sometimes there's a draft and people here have to go fight them, no matter what their situation.
5. Guild probably counts, but I was the leader so they mostly just followed my orders.
magentarific: (♛ you say)

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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-07-21 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yuri Nakamura! Yuri or Yurippe though. If you call me Nakamura or any form there of, I will come after you when you least expect it. [ He's got that kind of feeling about him where he's too professional to use anything but last names, but Yuri doesn't do that, even if it's a cultural thing in Japan. ] Can I call you Phil? [ At least she asks. ]

4a. I wouldn't say that. If you die you'll come back, so that's something most of the living people didn't get before.
5. I wear the same uniform everyone else does, don't worry.
Edited 2012-07-21 04:15 (UTC)
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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-07-23 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I am, but I haven't been in Japan for a while so don't ask me anything about current events.

5. Exactly. Well, the girls' are different than the guys' but that's always how it is for most school uniforms.
magentarific: (Sandwich!)

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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-07-23 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Where are you from?

5. Some of them might, but none of them ever tried to so I think I was pretty safe from hairy legs.
magentarific: (♛ always said)

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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-07-23 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never been to New York.
magentarific: (♛ that's what they always)

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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-07-28 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take your word for it.
magentarific: (♛ but i'll make it on)

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[personal profile] magentarific 2012-08-02 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless I find other people from New York who give it a bad review!